10/21/07 I know which day it is because i had to type it all over to sign a contract for a house. We'll call it ray's crab shack and i'll have the finest ladies from tijiajuana! On the liter side of things i have uploaded my pictures from the european vacation to Germany to celebrate it's small folk festival called oktoberfest. I created a direct link to the galleries here so check it out I also uploaded all of the other fun stuff from the last 2 months. september was busy and so was october. I need a vacation you people! 8/19/07 Trying out some new stuff with the site so it will be in a flux over the next month or two. I know all of you loyal listeners are going to be angry but calm your selves. In the interum. I wanted to share a local tradgedy that i found in pennsylvania as i was driving to lancaster. Someone stole some poor defenseless items and it needs to be stopped. Go here to take a look and please have them returned if you know who did it! 7/13/07 ooOO Hello there. You are looking for the hot new wii tard clip? Well you can get it here first! woohoo I started a new job, went to a wedding, bachelor party, birthday party, house warming party and some other random jazz in the last months. The days are just packed! 5/16/07 So i've done a bunch of stuff so far this year. I finished my masters and iwent to see some cool stuff. On the top of the list was vanilla ice. He showed southern maryland why he is vanilla ice and i celebrated it. RJ visited with his band "call for fire" and that was stoke city. His band showed how people can be just about the music even after they played (they helped other bands set up and perform even though they had never met). also did some chili cookoff stuff. one great highlight is here but don't get too excited. Visited Tam in texas and i'm sure there's other stuff in there. The pictures that i took are up so enjoy them. 4/2/07 When making my second attempt at getting to work this morning I made a realization that I make every year but is insignificant enough to forget soon after it's made. My first attempt to get into work "on time" was thwarted by school. My nemesis, in the form of a paper, was believed to have been due the day before and I wanted to make it less late at the very least by turning it in after turning my car around. However this was not my realization that is worth note every year. Instead I noticed that spring has sprung upon me with flowers in bloom and scents wafting into nasal canals corroded with allergies. But then it hit me like a little dot in a NIN song from a time when their fans actually liked their album. It was an insect that had a fairly traumatic experience with my windshield who does not like to play nicely with things that try to smack its master in the face. I was forced to use my windshield wiper fluid that is a precious substance for the better part of a year. It's solvency will be required for many more situations just like this. I miss the fall and winter already. 3/21/07 Finally put the last 2 months worth of pictures up online. Good times 3/17/07 I moved to the new vibrating razor blade. It’s awesome but when I was on travel with my regular razor I realized how good palsy patients have it. 2/07/07 Sometimes you come up with the best ideas while pooping. While this wasn't one of those ideas I did discover a something neat: While assembling a birds nest ontop of the toilet seat my nose began to release something without my say. This caused me to quickly finish nesting, de-pants, sqaut and pull some extra 2-ply for my nose. When I gave a quick blow to help my nose expell the ozze something wonderful happened! My poo came out ad I filled the bowl in record time. Did you know that you clench the ol butt cheeks shut when you blow your nose? 1/17/07 So it's a new year and i finally uploaded pictures to prove it. many things happend in the past while. My sister had a baby, i passed some more classes, got some quality time hanging out with random people over the break. But i got to see the terps play in orlando, ate the magic on the way home and am still alive.
on a lighter note: today i ate 3 checkers sandwhiches and some fries because i got lost. i felt like i was having a heart attack and thought it was devilishly good. I couldn't do that daily but I understand how people can sit around for hours after eating like that. 10/16/06 First time poster, long time website owner (in a while). The past 3 months were pretty outragous. The pictures that i have are uploaded. enjoy 07/23/06 It's a sunday, I've got a ton of homework but now i have pictures of my last 2 months online. See the randoms out and abouts of the past and bath in their beauty! Most notable: congrats to the sister for getting married and making the family stay at an all inclusive resort in the domincan republic. It was a good atmosphere for a wedding and the locals (that most often did not speak english), cocoa loco's (which very often had large quantities of of domican rum) and island charm recharged my inner battery. The added bonus of Gordon recieving an international fan club was a boon to our group too. 05/15/06 Wahoo, 2 more classes down and some brand spankin new pictures up. The last month of my goings on is now available in all their glory. Ask yourself how was the wet tiki bar opening? how was into the breach live 2 times? how was the drinking with a shit ton of cops during police week on the streets of dc? these questions and more are answered in the pictures section what isn't answered in the pictures section is a doozy. How does a cop, at a police week event surrounded by other cops, react when you ask them, "hey, you know where i can score some blow?" I can honestly say that most of them take it very well. It does, however, look like boston police officials do not have a sense of humor. So if you ever get pulled over on a side street in boston you shouldn't ask if they know where you can score any. 04/05/06 So I may have lost raysownworld.com but raysownworld.net should be just as good. But on the plus side i put up the pictures from the last 2 months. 01/24/06 Recently i walked in on a surprise at work. The toilet was left unflushed and unkempt. The bowl was filled with half of a roll of toilet paper and who knows what else. I laughed and said, "hey this is gross. look at this!" to my bathroom going friend. I took a moment to notice how similar this is to the dreaded, "this is gross taste this." This was neat but i couldn't decide how the person used this much toilet paper. I devised 2 possibilities: - The pooper has poor whiping habbits - The pooper double dumped. Pooping on an unflushed potty. Most said the later is more disgusting but i think they are equally bad. Raysownworld.com is on a new host soon! woohoo 11/19/05 The busy-ness has made these late. But now my last stint of outings is online. Enjoy 10/04/05 i uploaded my pictures of the italy vacation. Enjoy the silence. 8/26/05 Sometimes i forget how helpfull cats really are. My cat just helped me put my sheets on my bed and it made me think of all the times it helped me read, eat and move the cursor on my monitor. helpfull kitty. i'm count dooku as stated in the starwars personality test. good times
8/12/05 ooOO, twice in 1 week. I finally put up my 4th of july videos in the movies section. Groove on with the fine ladies of the anapolis area jazzercies or watch how excited people were while watching fireworks. 8/7/05 Howdy. Summary class is over. I finally put the pictures from my last few weekends up but, more importantly, i'll get to the wackiness of wacky white boy ninja episode 2. enjoy crackers 7/10/05 Ok, There was lots of celbrating. 4th of july, bar crawl, mormon night part 2, niels birthday. The past 2 weeks have been exciting. I know all of you are in suspense about the next episode of the whacky white boy ninja so i'll try to buckle down and waste more time. 6/20/05 Went to New york city for the weekend. The pictures are up but the movies will take a few more days. I lost my cellphone so I'm afraid that being in touch will have to be like the good old 90's with email and instant messages. 05/27/05 ooOO an update to the look. My movies section has a new navigation area so it looks slightly cleaner 05/23/05 So it's been a while since i've been here. I gambled all of my money away betting on my lucky sea urchin and it's finally paid off! Since february i've done allot of crap. You can find most of it in the pictures section. My latest creation is in the movies section in the form of a short movie. I hope you all enjoy the adventures of Wacky White Boy Ninja. 02/11/05 Alright people. My Zombie Movie is finally mostly finished. It's so mostly finished that i've uploaded it for a mild release. I'm going to do some additional touch ups and release this bad boy on DVD. I know all of you want in on the DVD release party so when it happens i'll keep you posted. 02/09/05 Wow twice in one week. I've added the movies from my ireland vacation. Enjoy 02/07/05 Aye it looks like it is time for an other upload. This time it is the company party and then bowling soon after. My time is going well but my activities have kept me from finishing my movie!!! damn them all but worry not. All taping has been finalized and now the editing is the only thing left to do. Enjoy the only mild infection of raysownworld! soon it will be all over the world!!!!!!!! 01/17/05 Long times eh? I'm in the process of getting more pictures of the trip up. I got more web space and I've gone dot com so who wants to touch me? Goodbye Raymond 1 and Amy 01/08/05 Allo allo, I got more pictures from critters camera (all should be uploaded to the current pages of the Ireland trip. I also got the Golf clubbing pictures from 11/06/04 up. Those are a special treat too. 01/04/05 Happy new year. Ireland pictures are up from Dan and I. I'll put up more as i get them. Movie fans... I'm still getting it to look and sound at least mildly ok. in the mean time you'll have to pardon its absence. 11/21/04 Awesome weekend. I got to see many people that I've missed recently. Bobby back for the week from Iraq was a neat time among the many other neat times. I'll get pictures of last weeks debacle and 2 Saturdays ago during the golfing out. Pictures are worth a thousand words and some leave me speechless. 11/13/04 I rocked out an action packed weekend and some of the pictures will be sent my way soon. But more importantly I am 75% finished my zombie movie. I have much of it cut and together so I decided to create a teaser. download it here 10/28/04 Sorry but i've been busy. I haven't been bringing my camera around as much as usual so that part is pretty slack. But i've added a movie that i took of a coworker earlier today that should be good enough for trade. I hope you enjoy it. 8/17/04 Boo 8/11/04 I added a movie section and some pictures to make it look like i care about my web site. Even though web site creation is easy it's emotionally hard. I'm surprised i had the courage for the journey. 08/2/04 BBQ is over and all the attendees were treated to my euro-trash bathing suit smuggled into the country from italy. I'm not sure how i was able to get that bad boy through customs but i'm almost certain that it is illegal. More to come! 07/26/04 BBQ in 5 days. Whoa! Whoa! I've added the pictures of my co-travelers. Currently there is no info on any of them. I'll pick the best of the 2 sets later and write something about each of them. But that will be when i'm in between doing stuff so it could take a while. 07/25/04 Bbq in 6 days! I've added my pictures of my Euro-trip and put some details in the information part of each window. I'll hopefully get Cathy and Gordon's pictures soon but i doubt i'll put up info. I may put up a page with the details of my trip but I'm not promising anything. There is a links section now with 2 members! whoa! 06/30/04 I'm having a bbq on 7/31/04. be there! Well I have things back to normal with the pictures. I'll put up some more stuff later (yes always later) 06/29/04 Finally, the RAY,,, Has come back to the internet! CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE RAY IS COOK-ING Well my stuff is up, i'll put up some info on my trips later 6/04/04 As some people who visit this place know my computer crashed. It took me a month to get everything replaced and back to normal. I've lost a few of the newer pictures but I was able to recover most from storage. Since I'm going white water rafting, to California for a week and to Europe for 2 weeks in the next month i should have many pictures to replace the dearly departed images of the past. Sunday the 28th day in march of 2004 Moving day closed at 1:30 am of this morning. but things are good now that i have cock fights to bet on and some pictures from Colorado are up. Monday the 15th day in march of 2004 Good times in Ocean City, MD were had by at least me. Over
the weekend I made my latest and greatest discovery. I'm going
to create a new power source using black market children and
chocolate milk. I'll harness the power of the bubble! So if in
the next tomorrow you find yourself looking at a back seat full
of Bangladesh-ian chit-lens blowing bubbles in chocolate milk
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